Just the other day I was doing my usual perusal of search terms that people have used to find my blog. I find it fun and informative as it lets me know just how many fucked-up people there are in this world, even more fucked-up than myself.

I have, however, noticed a pattern.

Without fail, I get quite a few hits each day for the term “steve perry disneyland,” the reader desperately hoping they will come across some pictures of Perry eating a churro on Main Street or flashing his nipples at the camera on Splash Mountain. (It all goes back to that infamous post some time ago which has since been deleted. I even had people fucking e-mailing me after it was deleted wanting to know more. Holy Christ.)

But wait, there’s more! Some of the other terms people have used to find my blog have been “steve perry at dodgers game,” “steve perry sightings,” “steve perry 2008″ and believe it or not, “where does steve perry live.”

And that’s when it hit me: you…you people wanting to know all this about Steve Perry. Seriously, what the fuck?! With terms like that being Googled it’s no wonder the dude wishes to live a quiet life!

Ahem. I digress. But hey, if it’s pictures of Steve Perry they want, it’s what I’ll give them. Note that these are all based on the terms that brought them here.

Steve Perry at Disneyland, eating a churro at the Haunted Mansion (enlarged to show detail):

Steve Perry being welcomed to Disneyland:

Steve Perry at Dodger game:

Where Steve Perry lives:

There’s a good reason why Steve Perry sightings are so rare. It’s because he lives on the moon, and his neighbor is Captain Zoom. And if you’re really good, for your birthday he’ll come down to Earth just to sing you a tune.

So there you have it. I hope you are all happy as clams now. And just for the hell of it, I’m not even going to be moderating comments for a few days so go nuts, you…nuts.

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