Douchebaggery


douchebag-1 You know, I don’t watch much TV. I have no real desire to because nothing really interests me these days. Hell, I can’t recall watching a new episode of anything from the last few years.

(puts on slippers, adjusts onion on belt)

I’m so far out of—and I use that term very loosely—the “entertainment” loop that I clicked a link to the MTV Movie Awards just to see what’s passing for…entertainment these days.

And that’s when I saw these dickbags staring back at me. These fellows, who look like metrosexual rejects from Making the Band, are apparently in yet another one of those ever-so-popular “reality shows” called Jersey Shore. So essentially, they’re famous for nothing other than looking and acting like douchebags.

Image courtesy eMpTyV

I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so judgmental and base those statements just on their personal appearance which, as is obvious in the photo above, they have fucking perfected.

Ah, but I digress—I’m sure that they are perfect gentlemen and will gladly hold doors open for women and treat them with the utmost respect.

I did some Googling and while I didn’t want to watch any of the clips because, in the unlikely event of me having a heart-attack at the time, I wouldn’t want to have these twatwaffles on my monitor when the coroner arrived. Kind of like tentacle porn which I know nothing about, but “thank” Fark users for piquing my curiosity and…Googling…

Wow, I’m all over the place, aren’t I? So what’s the point of this post? I dunno. Maybe I just wanted to call these guys a bunch of douchebags.

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Writes two blogs. Married with one son. Likes donuts and long walks on the beach. Got tired of being fat and lost 100 pounds. Prone to using '80s vernacular. Works as a proofreader. Was an extra in a few TV shows. Tries to be funny.
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2 Responses to Douchebaggery

  1. Kimberly says:

    I’ve lived in NJ my entire life and NOBODY I know looks (or even looked, back when we all looked trashy due to the 80s) like these people who are purportedly from NJ.

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