Saw these back-to-back on Facebook. You just can’t make this stuff up.
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Dave Moreno
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Who is this Dave guy?
The difference between me and you is that you THINK you're funny, and I KNOW I'm funny.
It's probably not true but I love saying that anyway :)
Oh, and I used to be really fat. Visit my weight loss blog and see what happened.
