Beautiful, beautiful, beautifulBeautiful boy- John LennonI couldn't have been no more than a block away from home when Ann called me on my cell phone."You better come home. My water broke."Ignoring all traffic laws, I made a u-turn and headed back home. A lot of calls were made to friends, family, soon-to-be grandparents and uncles … Continue reading A Year Ago Today… →

Okay, time to bring the riddle to a conclusion.Did you figure it out between then and now? Well, here we go...Until this sentence, yesterday's post and today's post did not have the letter S in them.That's right...go ahead and read them again. No S.That said...I've got a friggin' nail in my tire! I spent almost … Continue reading End It Already →

I want to you pay attention to the entry for today. Let me know if you find anything different about it by leaving a comment.Clue: I have not hidden anything.Another clue: Hamburger.And other: Hot dog.More: Baby, MP3, phone, frame, calendar, death, DVD, and pickle.Figure it out yet? No?Good. I will tell you tomorrow.Hint: Figuring it … Continue reading What? A Kind of Riddle… →

Ten minutes and $9.99 later, I have a domain name.Why the name?1. I think it pretty much describes my sense of humor.2. It's a line from Depeche Mode's song "Blaspehmous Rumours."3. I am a big Depeche Mode fan.4. While the lyrics are belittling God, I make no claims to be God nor do I possess … Continue reading It’s Official! →

...The Backyardigans!Now can someone please give me a pistol?These annoying little turds come on my TV screen every Saturday, singing about their fabricated adventures through their--wait for it--backyard. Hence the name. Isn't that farking clever?While Anthony sits and thoroughly enjoys these colorful little twits, I personally cannot stand them. I detest them. I wish death … Continue reading We’re Your Best Friends… →