Ten minutes and $9.99 later, I have a domain name.Why the name?1. I think it pretty much describes my sense of humor.2. It's a line from Depeche Mode's song "Blaspehmous Rumours."3. I am a big Depeche Mode fan.4. While the lyrics are belittling God, I make no claims to be God nor do I possess … Continue reading It’s Official! →

...The Backyardigans!Now can someone please give me a pistol?These annoying little turds come on my TV screen every Saturday, singing about their fabricated adventures through their--wait for it--backyard. Hence the name. Isn't that farking clever?While Anthony sits and thoroughly enjoys these colorful little twits, I personally cannot stand them. I detest them. I wish death … Continue reading We’re Your Best Friends… →