Here's an open letter to the guys that work in the suite next to ours. Well, it's more of a simple two-word advice column. 1. Flush 2. Wash Seriously, man. It's disgusting if you don't.
Category: Complaint
‘Scuse Me?
About a month ago, I bought a Coby 40GB PMP to keep Tony entertained during long road trips or whatever. So far, it seems to be doing the trick and he loves it. (I currently have Cars and The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie copied to it.) And when he’s not using it, I can, so it … Continue reading ‘Scuse Me?
Why I’m Skipping My 20th Reunion
Many people look forward to attending their high school reunion(s). It’s a time for them to socialize with old friends, network, and see exactly what happened to whom and why. Then there’s me. I was never a very social person in high school and quite honestly, I couldn’t care less about going to the reunion. … Continue reading Why I’m Skipping My 20th Reunion
In Praise of “Thank You”
So I was walking into the building a few minutes ago and held the door open for the guy behind me who was carrying a briefcase. He didn't say "thank you." No biggie; nobody says it anymore anyhow. I continue to the stairway--I never take the elevator--and the guy is still behind me and quickly … Continue reading In Praise of “Thank You”
Suck It, ProFlowers
(Note: This was supposed to be posted last night but I was up to the--wait for it--"Wii" hours of the morning again, playing video games. So here it is, albeit a little late. Watch for another post later tonight.) It’s bad enough that florists, online or otherwise, take advantage of consumers this time of year. … Continue reading Suck It, ProFlowers
Holographic Meatloaf: The Official Blog of Some Guy Named Dave 