Quitters!

I had to cut my walk short because, contrary to popular belief, we do actually have weather here in Southern California. It's raining today and I'm diggin' it. We don't get enough of the stuff. That doesn't mean I'm ready to move to Seattle but hey, a little liquid sunshine never hurt anybody. Or did … Continue reading Quitters!

In the Year 2525…

I was messing around with the Lotus Notes calendar at work today and noticed that the years just kept going well into the future. But I decided to stop here: I mean, there's really no use in continuing at that point. By then the Robotrons will have begun their elimination of the human race!

You’re Missing A Few Family Members, Dude

This, my friends, is why I carry my camera to work every day. While waiting for the train to pass, I spotted one of those godforsaken die-cut “family” stickers on the rear window of the SUV directly in front of me. You know, the ones with the names of the family members directly below each … Continue reading You’re Missing A Few Family Members, Dude

It’s A Phallicy

There was a link on Fark months ago that linked to what was described as a Dora the Explorer, um...well, you decide for yourself. Now c'mon, people. There isn't an angel among us that hasn't had a twisted thought like that. This is especially true if you're a Farker. In fact, being one probably exponentially … Continue reading It’s A Phallicy

Rock On

I know a lot of my recent posts have included pictures, which I'm sure can be annoying if not necessarily warranted. For today's entry, however, Phone-Cam Documentation is a definite requirement. Otherwise, you wouldn't believe what I'm about to tell you. We went to Harbor Freight Tools today for a few things. While scanning the … Continue reading Rock On