To whoever took the opportunity to use my blog comment area as a means of advertising for "hot stocks": You're a jackass.For those of you who want to leave actual comments about my posts, you must be a registered Blogger.com member. Comments will also show up in a popup window and not be part of … Continue reading You’re A Jackass →

On Sunday, I opened up the shed and was greeted to the overpowering smell of week-old cut grass and gasoline. After letting it air out for a minute I went back in and wheeled out the old Huffy Canyon 18-speed mountain bike.Yes, it's old. No, I don't care. I rarely rode the thing to begin … Continue reading I Want to Ride My Bicycle… →

At this time, there is a rat inside one of the walls of my home. We heard it eating away at the structure this morning.Can't image why we have rats around here. Could be the grapefruit tree. Or the orange tree. Or perhaps it's the fact that my trailer-trash neighbors caught one and hung it … Continue reading Rats… →

I saw the picture below via a link on Fark. I added some text to it for the hell of it.

For the umpteenth time in, I don't know, a week, I found myself at Lowes with Ann and the kid. The weather's getting warm--it's currently 75 degrees--so Ann wanted to buy and plant some rose bushes. And while our poor checkout experience was worthy of a blog entry in and of itself, I'd rather make … Continue reading People Suck →