Tag: over the hill

40/35/5

I got an e-mail the other day from Carnival Cruise Lines with the following reminder: "It's just 90 days until your birthday!" Holy crap in a pita! I have less than 90 days left to enjoy my 30s because after February 14, 2009, I will be officially in my 40s. It's not like I sit … Continue reading 40/35/5 →

Should I Worry?

In casual conversation yesterday, Ann mentioned that she and her mom are already talking of plans for my 40th birthday next year. Because I don't want to be surrounded by stupid little tombstone-shaped Mylar balloons and "Over The Hill" cakes, I told her "no parties" and she promptly told me that there wouldn't be. And … Continue reading Should I Worry? →