The Stars on the Hollywood Walk of Lame Get Dimmer

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Tom Jones. Gene Autry.

Ryan Seacrest?

I guess it shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but my brother just informed me of this:

According to the AT40 website, “The guy is only 30 and ALREADY is being honored for his career in radio! How cool this that?!”

See, here’s the thing: It’s not cool. Getting a star on the Walk of Fame hasn’t been cool for years, not when dipfucks like the anorexic Olsen Twins–known more for the millions they are worth than their acting abilities–get one.

Might as well give that girl from “Small Wonder” a star.

Jesus…

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