Nobody told me
There’d be days like these
Strange days indeed
Most peculiar, mama
— John Lennon, “Nobody Told Me”
While scrounging around in Anthony’s bank for some quarters, I happened across this:

In case you can’t tell from the craptacular scan, it appears to be a gold-plated dime.
After some quick Googling I discovered that this little item was either a) part of an old Sprint advertising campaign or b) part of a U.S. Mint set that someone accidentally or intentionally opened and used. Either way, a strange way to start the day.
And it got a little more strange from there.
>> The MTA trains were running a little late due to a power failure in parts of Los Angeles
>> A man in an electric wheelchair, in an hurry to get off the train, totally ran over my feet
>> While attempting to buy a candy bar at work, this happened:

I suppose it’s just as well; the thing is worth six Weight Watchers Points.
After applying some gorilla force to the food machine, the candy bar plunged to its ultimate demise. I sat it in my desk drawer–it’s still there.
Maybe I’ll drive to work tomorrow.