It’s A Phallicy

There was a link on Fark months ago that linked to what was described as a Dora the Explorer, um…well, you decide for yourself.

Now c’mon, people. There isn’t an angel among us that hasn’t had a twisted thought like that. This is especially true if you’re a Farker. In fact, being one probably exponentially increases the chances of such a thought happening.

Which leads me to this.

During a recent trip to Target, we scanned the clearance endcaps for some cheap buys. As I rummaged through a variety of marked-down toys, including what The Kid called “Engine Turtles” (Ninja Turtles), I saw something that pretty much left me speechless.

They were called Test Tube Aliens, and they were marked down to practically nothing.

Phone-cam documentation:

Do I need to expand on the details here?

P.S. In case you hadn’t noticed I recently figured out how to use the “More” function. And knowing how some of my posts drag, this could be a good thing. And I’ve got a few posts in the works so keep your eye peeled!