You’re Missing A Few Family Members, Dude

This, my friends, is why I carry my camera to work every day.

While waiting for the train to pass, I spotted one of those godforsaken die-cut “family” stickers on the rear window of the SUV directly in front of me. You know, the ones with the names of the family members directly below each stick figure that represents them? Yes, those. I despise them—badly.

Okay at any rate, I thought that perhaps from a distance I was reading this one all wrong. But as I approached I realized that yes, I was indeed correct.

I had just enough time to open my backpack and take this shot:

So I have to ask: Where are Fat, Dumb and Stupid?