Category: Commentary/Opinion

It’s Over

We went to Disneyland on Friday night and you couldn't swing a cat without hitting one of these signs. Ann kept jokingly asking me if I wanted to go to back at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday, to which I replied, "Um...no." You probably got some sort of "I Was An Idiot and Went to Disneyland … Continue reading It’s Over →

People on the Train

I am a slave to the public transportation system of the City of Los Angeles. I commute to work every day on the Blue Line and Green Line light rail trains, save for those times for when I need a break from backpacks being shoved into my chest; the smell of cocoa butter, weed and … Continue reading People on the Train →

How to Hold A Camera

The title of this post should actually be "How to Hold a Digital SLR So You Won't Look Like a Poser" but for the sake of space, you get the abbreviated version. Whilst at Disneyland this Saturday I came across a sight that is slowly becoming more obvious to me than ever before, and it’s … Continue reading How to Hold A Camera →

Open Letter to an Angry Old Man

Hey, old man! Yeah, you over there with the onion on your belt and die-cut squaredancers sticker on the back window of your Chrysler New Yorker. What the fuck gives you the right to go spouting off at my wife after you poorly negotiated the right-of-way at a three-way stop in the Tall Mouse parking … Continue reading Open Letter to an Angry Old Man →

$8

This weekend I was starting to get calls regarding the delinquency--the lofty amount of $8 USD--of my XM Radio account. Apparently Ann had forgotten to send the full amount or something. At any rate, it pissed me off. I'd been a loyal customer for years and now they want to start pegging me for a … Continue reading $8 →