Category: Fatherhood

Quality Control

Over the weekend, we decided to take Anthony to see Santa Claus at the local mall. Not just so he could give the jolly old fat man his this year's list of demands, but to also get his picture taken with him. Everything went smooth and Santa was an alright guy. Anthony requested some big … Continue reading Quality Control →

Truths

There are some things you have to accept as the absolute truth. For example, water doesn't like Simon LeBon. Falling lenses are attracted to rocks. And guys, lets face it--women do fart. But after today, I'd like to add one more witticism to that list: New furniture is evil. Well, I guess I should clarify … Continue reading Truths →

Happy Fall!

Anthony goes nuts in a pile of leaves! --------------- Now playing: Avenged Sevenfold - Beast and the Harlot via FoxyTunes

(Not So) Smooth Criminal

The Kid and I were playing a nice little game of "Cops and Robbers" in the backyard tonight. He was riding around on his little plastic trike while I was pretending to be a helicopter shining the spotlight or, in this case, flashlight on him as he ran. I pulled him over and played my … Continue reading (Not So) Smooth Criminal →

Toughest. Job. Ever.

This one might just pull a heartstring or two. For it was a few days ago when The Kid's beloved rat Percy, or PercyMouse as he called her, slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of...GodRat. Yes, she was only an eight-dollar pet but she was his favorite in this house filled … Continue reading Toughest. Job. Ever. →