I grew up in the 70s. For you young ones, that means that we didn't have cable TV, we rode our bikes without helmets, and only the rich could afford color TVs with remote controls. Well, I take that back--the adults did have remotes, and they were us. And if we didn't change it to … Continue reading When I Was Young… →

It's pretty rare when I go somewhere for lunch while at work. I usually drink a can of Slim-Fast then take a nap in my car for about 30 minutes.But yesterday I decided since I had a few bucks in my pocket, I'd go treat myself to a large order of chili cheese fries with … Continue reading Free Eats! →

In a world obsessed with televised poker and blackjack tournaments, it's refreshing to know that I'm not the only one who doesn't give a rat's ass about the World Series of [insert card game here].Yesterday we spent time with some old high school cronies I recently became re-acquainted with, Tim and Ed. I hadn't seen … Continue reading Sliiiide… →

Okay, folks. Ann's officially a Mary Kay Independent Beauty Consultant. If you wanna order some goods from her, you can visit her website.I even made her a card in Photoshop:What are you waiting for?! Order some stuff!

UPDATE 8/11/2011: It's almost...okay, it IS embarrassing to see myself in this photo taken so long ago. Therefore, I invite you to see how I am now, some 100 pounds later. Click here! So it turns out that my little blog here is one of the results when you search for the term "Big John's … Continue reading I Aim to Please →