What’s Happening!!!

Hey hey hey! I'm still alive, as this post clearly indicates. I just thought I'd give you an update on things and what I've been up to. Learning Japanese. It takes about an hour for the bus to arrive at the office, and I literally catch it across the street from home and stops about … Continue reading What’s Happening!!! →

So I Joined AARP. Shut Up.

“What do you mean, Patrick? Old people are the greatest! They’re full of wisdom and experience!” – SpongeBob SquarePants Call it target marketing. A few weeks ago, I was reading a story online about something I can’t remember but none of that is important. Near the bottom of the page was an ad for AARP … Continue reading So I Joined AARP. Shut Up. →

Yoga Kicked My Ass

One of the many benefits that my employer offers is free twice-weekly yoga classes. Over Christmas break I decided that, after almost three years on the job, I would start to take these classes. Once we returned to work after our break, I made a trip down to Ross and bought the last yoga mat … Continue reading Yoga Kicked My Ass →

Of Mice and Mental States

I’m not the one to keep resolutions because frankly, I never make them. My motto is “Commit, don’t resolve” because to me a resolution sounds like a one-time deal that, once accomplished, holds no promise for the future. You did it and it’s over. Boom. Whereas a commitment means you’re in it for the long … Continue reading Of Mice and Mental States →

Oh Baby

Life. Man, what a crazy thing it can be. If I had gone to a psychic last year and they told me that in the first week of 2019, I would be calling a lawyer in Texas for representation in a paternity/child support case against me, I would have a) laughed my ass off and … Continue reading Oh Baby →