I’m Down


There’s a corner in my den that is dedicated to my creativity, a place where I am surrounded by the things that bring me comfort and peace. It’s the desk where I draw, do calligraphy and most importantly, where I sit with my laptop and compose blog posts.

But things have changed.

In case you hadn’t noticed, I haven’t blogged much lately. That’s because my somewhat trusty Dell laptop took a serious dump (read: failed hard drive with very minimal use) and is no longer working. In fact I’m composing this post on my Samsung Galaxy Tab because I don’t want to use our main computer in the living room, even if it makes blogging easier (with the help of Windows Live Writer). I prefer the privacy of the den when I write.

Composing posts on a tablet, while comfortable when relaxing in my lounge chair, can also be annoying. It’s got a smaller screen, the WordPress app is completely different than using Windows Live Writer, and inserting pictures can be cumbersome. So if you don’t see many pictures on upcoming posts, then that’s why: they are a pain to work with.

At any rate, in saying all that, I will continue to use my tablet as a means to blog whether I like it or not as I have no immediate plans to replace the laptop. I’m sure my solitary reader/subscriber will appreciate the effort.

Thanks, Mom!*

And oh, I was supposed to be in Las Vegas right now for a wedding on Saturday but it just didn’t work out financially. Even for only two days, it’s pretty much out of reach for someone like me who is working part-time and it only gets worse when you factor in gas and meals. So while I would have liked to have gone, it just didn’t work. The only thing it got me (and Ann) was deleted from the groom’s Facebook friends but I think I’m okay with that. I’m a resilient guy. Some aren’t.

Moving on.

*Mom really isn’t a subscriber but you probably knew that already.

Ten Years of Nonsense


Ten years. That’s how long I’ve been dumping my brain droppings onto the Interwebs with this here blog.

And through it all, The Blog Formerly Known As SickSenseOfHumor.net has seen its share of cosmetic changes yet one thing remains the same, at least for the most part: the content.

Yes, I started off rather brash with my opinion of local television coverage of wildfires. And for what it’s worth, my opinion of the coverage has not changed. I still find it unnecessary.

I’ve also let it loose on a certain church founder who believed that his church needed more money because attendance was down. Ahem.

Then for a long time, nothing of major significance happened – at least that I can recall off of the top of my head. Well, in 2013 tried to blog each and every day for a solid year and was pretty committed to it…
for 75 days at least.

I stopped there and took a little break. In fact, I even “retired” from blogging back in 2009.

It lasted two days.

tenThen, on a personal note, I decided that studying the way of the Buddha was probably the best thing for me since I won’t and still can’t commit myself to any one Christian belief. I did my best to keep that going and still dabble on occasion but figured that it’s just best to be good to people while you can. Buddhism can get complex if you’re not ready for it.

So as you can see, I’m like a bad penny: I always seem to come back, and I intend to keep it that way.

But enough about me. Let’s go over some blog stats.

  • Number of posts: 1,196 including this one. That’s an average of 119.6 every year or the equivalent of blogging around 1/3 of the year.
  • Total number of views: 105,583 as of this post. That’s pretty weak.
  • Best Day: 1,120 views. There is no link to the post as I deleted it once I felt that I had been duped on the information I was given, and by following links to the message board where my traffic was coming from that day. Let’s just say that it was on that day when I decided to trust my brother a little less on, well, everything he says.
  • Facebook followers: 20. Again, pretty lame.
  • Other followers and subscribers: 244 via WordPress and some more on Gravatar. I have no idea how to check.
  • Total comments: 1,429 and most of them are me replying to people.

So there you go. Ten years of blogging in the books. And yes, I intend to keep it going for however long I think I need to.

And now, if you don’t mind, it’s time to celebrate the only way us old(er) people know how.

Goodnight. I’m heading over to my Barcalounger and catching some zees.

War Is Over! (If You Want It)

Guys, It looks as if WordPress listened to our pleas and has decided to do something about them.

I was tipped off by reader annienpt in this post about the new option that allows users to choose whether they want infinite scroll on or off, which is what should have been done in the first place.

For bloggers using the Twenty Eleven theme, go to Settings > Reading and you will see this:


Turn that sucker off and you will get things back to where they were!

Happy Birthday to me indeed! It’s nice to know our collective voice had an impact so thanks to everyone for shouting it from the rooftops and making WP double-back on this.

It’s a sweet, sweet victory. Congrats to all!

WordPress Hates Your Furniture (UPDATED 2/10/12)

UPDATE 2/10/12: Based on Matt’s reply in the WordPress forums, we are now licking their collective boot as it seems they intend to continue rolling out this horrible “feature” to “the rest of the themes that work with it” so even though you might not currently use the themes first affected, you may end up feeling our pain in the end — figuratively, of course. The forum thread has been closed and it appears we lost. In the meantime, anybody considering doing some blog housekeeping might want to put it off because it’s obvious that Big Brother is not done messing with you.

Me? I’m looking for a new host as this whole situation and the result of it was poorly thought-out and implemented. WordPress cheated on me, thus possibly bringing a sad ending to a relationship that once flourished. It smacks of selfishness and won’t soon be forgiven, if at all.

And thanks to everyone who chimed in on the forum and here. Interaction is part of the reason why I blog.

 – Dave

P.S. I’m over at Blog.com and they appear to have some nice themes, nice options and an interface is very similar to WP. Here’s my current theme. Might be moving in tonight…

My blog is my home on the Web. It’s where I can kick up my heels at the end of the day and blather about whatever topic I choose and then interact with those who may have an opinion on it. It’s my place and all are welcome.

As my home, I take great care in keeping it neat and tidy as I see fit and being in the midst of my self-mandated Facebook break has given me time to do so. This is exactly what I did on Tuesday night when I spent a good couple of hours searching for the right theme, getting specs for the banner so that I could create one in Photoshop, rearranging widgets, etc. By the end of the night I had everything exactly where I wanted it. My home makeover was complete and I was happy.

But something terribly wrong happened overnight: my home was robbed. My footers, for which I specifically chose my theme, were gone and curiously, my Home page was no longer limiting the number of posts (currently set to two).

I thought for a moment that WordPress.com, my blog host since parting ways with Blogger in 2007, was just having a big hiccup and my home’s furniture would soon be back in place.

No such luck. To put it metaphorically, WordPress replaced my couch with a gigantic conveyor belt and pulled the rug – it really tied the room together – out from underneath me.

I later learned that The Powers That Be at WordPress decided to “upgrade” a few themes while users who relied on said themes were snuggled up in their beds. While I love what WordPress has done over the years to make blogging better than ever, this move leaves a lot to be desired.

The bad thing about this bone-headed decision is that it was done without user consent, input or warning. Instead of an e-mail giving us warning that our homes would be ransacked, users had to seek out this post on WordPress’ forums (click to enlarge):

this sucks

Gee, thanks a lot, matiasventura.

We all woke up to things not being the way we left them and judging by the replies in the forum thread, nobody is happy with it. And you know, it’s a good thing I had the wherewithal to think of going to the forum for an answer. I can only imagine what Johnny Blogger, the grade-school kid and aspiring writer who just opened his WordPress account, might be thinking and how frustrated he may be.

It seems that WordPress, for whatever reason, decided to make this move on the sly. I am subscribed to their RSS News feed where they joyfully shout about all the latest and greatest features they have rolled out or plan to roll out and strangely enough, this “enhancement” was mysteriously absent.

I’m one of those who is extremely disappointed that WordPress would decide what users want rather than let the users suggest what they need. While I do realize that WordPress does offer a free service and can do as it sees fit, what they did (or failed to do in this case) was absolutely one of the most unprofessional decisions they’ve made.

But not all they offer is free. WordPress charges for a number of services (click to enlarge):


In addition to that, a selection of themes can be purchased with prices ranging from $45 to $99. It’s disappointing enough that I’ve spent $12 since 2007 for my site redirect and had no say in the matter of this change, so I can only imagine how those who have purchased more than one service feel about it.

Aside from the lack of notification and fees users may have paid over the years, why are they so up in arms about things?

“Infinite scrolling” is a bad idea despite what WordPress tells us: Here’s where the whole conveyor belt thing kicks in. Before the change, users could limit the number of posts to whatever they wanted which in my case was two. Sometimes my posts are long and sometimes they are not so that number seemed like a logical choice. With infinite scrolling, readers will continue to scroll the Home page and should they hang around long enough (they may not depending on their Internet connection’s speed), they could end up seeing one of my over 920 posts since 2004. So much for keeping things simple.

Footers served a purpose on Home pages: Since my visible posts were limited to two, I used the footer widgets to add relevant, handy links such as the Calendar, Recent Posts, Archives, etc. They were a great way to put a bow on the package and judging from some of the clicks in my stats, they were effective – even if in place for only one day. The two themes affected by this change no longer have Home page footers which puts a damper on things. Footers are still on the bottom of individual posts.

Floating banner ad: In addition to taking away two features, the Twenty Ten and Twenty Eleven themes now have a floating banner at the bottom of the page which blatantly tells visitors which theme I am using. Many of my users are not bloggers and could care less about who is hosting or the theme I am using, so how exactly is this more useful than killing the footers and not limiting scrolling? Put both theme and host name back in the corner or at the bottom where they’ve been.

Fine, it’s their choice but at least let me opt-out: Seriously, this is a stupid move and not giving us the choice to opt-out makes it even worse.

So for all of the affected users, all those hours spent to get things just right ended up for naught. As the community waits to see what WordPress will do to rectify the situation, if they choose to do anything at all, we are once again left with the burden of scrolling through pages and pages of themes and customizing widgets in the hopes of finding the perfect fit for our home.

Then, once again, everything will be perfect.

That is until someone else decides to make another unwanted overnight visit and thinks our furniture sucks.

Funny That

It always amazes me at how spammers will try anything to get their comments posted.

I’m used to my occasional spam comment here; I get maybe one a day at the most. Askimet is very good at filtering them for me and only one (that I can recall) slipped by as a regular comments and I was alerted via e-mail to moderate it. Of course I deleted it.

One post in particular is now getting more “comments” to be moderated than ever before since I mentioned that it has gotten close to 1,000 hits and is the most popular post I’ve written. Granted that “rock band add-ons” is still a popular search and that it is the holidays, but I just can’t get over how lame people are as to think that their spam or links to tittie, mortgage or dick-pill sites are going to slip past Askimet or myself.

Whether automated of by someone with too much time on their hands, just give it up already! (Or if you keep it up, hey, know that all you’re doing is adding to my hit counter and giving me more traffic.) If the filter doesn’t send you to the Sin Bin, where I can just let the comment sit and have it automatically deleted in a few days, there’s no doubt I will determine if the comment–all of which are moderated and must be approved by me–will ever get posted!

And just for good measure, I’ll mention this post as the all-time second most popular on my blog, only about 100 hits behind the aforementioned post. At this point there is no spam in the Sin Bin for this post; let’s see what happens in a few days!

Note: I had writtten this post a few days ago and had it saved in the Drafts folder but never got to posting it, so here you go!