Okay, time to see if I've got everything we need. [X] Archos AV140 MP3 player with charger [X] Kodak DX6490 digital camera and charger, with extra 512 memory card and battery [X] iRock FM transmitter with extra batteries [X] Cell phone with charger (for emergencies only, of course) [X] Oil changed at Wal-Mart Looks like … Continue reading Las Vegas Checklist! →

...and Ann has a cold. Whoopee! A weekend in Las Vegas with a sick person! I joked with her today and said, "Sheesh, whenever we go to Las Vegas, you're either sick or pregnant or something."It's true. The last time we went, in August of 2003 to see Dave Gahan at The Joint, she had … Continue reading Vacation Has Begun… →

I emailed my brother the other day asking if he now needs a passport to get to work.He works in Los Angeles. Why would he need one, you ask? Check this out:Photo from World Net DailyI really have nothing else to say. But I'm sure those asshole Hispanic rights groups will drop their collective burrito … Continue reading Outsourced to Mexico →

In case you hadn't noticed, I've figured out how to add boxes to my sidebar. It give the place a more uniform look.And I have to be honest: This post gets rid of my Ryan Seacrest rant. I got tired of seeing his no-talent ass-clown face.

Many thanks to my brother for inspiring me to do this:It was spawned from a Fark Photoshop contest, something about a way for former "Mosters of Rock" to make money today.While that wasn't an entry, my Van Halen poundcake was.Only three more days until vacation starts...