Ladies, He’s a Free Man

You know, there’s a certain entertainment value that comes along with riding the MTA trains to work.

Take this image, for instance. I happened to see this sign as I exited the train and grabbed the phone-cam to document it:

Those big blurs hide the man’s phone numbers. Evidently he’s so desperate for lovin’ that he’s sunk to posting his plea on public transportation.

And that’s cool. Unless you’re gay in any way. Because Eric, aka Black Bird, don’t play that.