Here’s an except from a conversation I just had with Anthony.
Me: Remember, Anthony, Santa Claus is coming tonight.
Anthony: Yeah.
Me: So do you remember what I told you earlier about being good?
Anthony: I do.
Me: What did I say?
Anthony: To listen to Mommy and Daddy.
Me: That’s right. So you’d better be good…
Anthony: …for goodness’ snakes.
Merry Christmas, everybody. Have a good one!