Category: Commentary/Opinion

This Makes Me Happy

Why does the image to the left make me so darned happy? Here's why. Over a month or so ago, I got a call from a prospective employer that saw my resume online. She told me that I was qualified for the position of Associate Web Editor/Writer for this startup site called EggXpert.com, a division … Continue reading This Makes Me Happy →

Stink. Stank. Stunk.

There are times when I board the Metro and think to myself “Man, this thing smells like watermelon Jolly Ranchers and cocoa butter.” I tolerate it since, well, such is the joy of public transportation. And for the most part, it’s not all that bad. Then there are days when you sit next to the … Continue reading Stink. Stank. Stunk. →

I Got God Cred

I'm officially an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church. Which means I can now say this and have it carry more weight than ever: Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are idiots. They do not speak for me nor do they reflect my beliefs in any way, shape or form. Trust me. I'm a reverend.

‘Scuse Me?

About a month ago, I bought a Coby 40GB PMP to keep Tony entertained during long road trips or whatever. So far, it seems to be doing the trick and he loves it. (I currently have Cars and The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie copied to it.) And when he’s not using it, I can, so it … Continue reading ‘Scuse Me? →

Why I’m Skipping My 20th Reunion

Many people look forward to attending their high school reunion(s). It’s a time for them to socialize with old friends, network, and see exactly what happened to whom and why. Then there’s me. I was never a very social person in high school and quite honestly, I couldn’t care less about going to the reunion. … Continue reading Why I’m Skipping My 20th Reunion →