I Got A Million Of ‘Em

I'm posting this from my iPod Touch because I'm a bit lazy tonight. That said, text spacing and word count appear to be much different and significantly more than on a browser so if ya don't like it, sue me--you won't get much anyhow. While out for a family bike ride the other evening, I … Continue reading I Got A Million Of ‘Em

Keeping Up Appearances

When I was still manatee-esque, I tried to unsuccessfully for years to grow a goatee. No matter what I did, the thing just never took off but then again, my face was still round and rather fat. In fact I could go at least two to three days without shaving and you'd never notice much … Continue reading Keeping Up Appearances

Blog Break, Part Deux

A little over a year ago, I decided to take a break from blogging to "find myself" and do other constructive things in the evening. While I did take my break, I never really did accomplish much. What an asshole. On this, the 600th post of my blogging career (shared between WordPress and my old … Continue reading Blog Break, Part Deux

Not the Same Person

Ann bought me a film scanner the other day as a combination anniversary/Father's Day present. And ever since I opened it, I've been looking through boxes of old negatives for stuff to scan and e-mail/post on Facebook/etc. In the process I came across an old negative of me and my brother at Disneyland, circa 2000 … Continue reading Not the Same Person

Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Smokers?!

(Note: It should be stated loud and clear that my bike does not have a name. But in order to personify it in this post, I will refer to it as Bikey.) As some of you may know, my new job now affords me the privilege of riding my bike to work. And as you … Continue reading Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Smokers?!