Hatten är Din Redux

That chapeau was on clearance at Target. Who am I to deprive Cindy the honor of wearing the hat? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to glue a ham piece--coolly.

Open Letter to an Angry Old Man

Hey, old man! Yeah, you over there with the onion on your belt and die-cut squaredancers sticker on the back window of your Chrysler New Yorker. What the fuck gives you the right to go spouting off at my wife after you poorly negotiated the right-of-way at a three-way stop in the Tall Mouse parking … Continue reading Open Letter to an Angry Old Man →

$8

This weekend I was starting to get calls regarding the delinquency--the lofty amount of $8 USD--of my XM Radio account. Apparently Ann had forgotten to send the full amount or something. At any rate, it pissed me off. I'd been a loyal customer for years and now they want to start pegging me for a … Continue reading $8 →

What A Nightmare

I must have been a glutton for punishment last night. Yesterday, Ann picked up the 15th anniversary, limited-edition, super-special digitally enhanced version of Tim Burton's emo classic The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Note: I'm not emo; I just dig the movie.) At any rate, the movie comes packed with three discs: the movie, the bonus content, … Continue reading What A Nightmare →

Not Right Now…!

So I turned on my XBOX 360 the other day and noticed something strange. No, I wasn't greeted by the dreaded RROD, thank [insert appropriate deity here]. Rather my 42" TV had some colorful bars scrolling from the bottom to the top of the screen. While I can definitely appreciate the artsy-fartsy aspect of these … Continue reading Not Right Now…! →