Today’s the Day

As badly as I want the surgery to be over with, I'm still a bit apprehensive about it. In a matter of hours, I will be lying flat on a stainless steel table while masked strangers wearing rubber gloves poke and prod at my innards with sterilized instruments--and quite possibly a camera. (Watch for the … Continue reading Today’s the Day →

Fries!

New Orleans Square @ Disneyland.

Ready for Recovery

What will it take for me to last two or three days in bed? Click on the image and read zee notes. As one last hurrah, we're heading to Disneyland tomorrow morning in the hopes The Kid can finally ride the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage. Personally, they won't be able to get me near the … Continue reading Ready for Recovery →

@ Wal-Mart

"Stop! Thief!"

In the Year 2525…

I was messing around with the Lotus Notes calendar at work today and noticed that the years just kept going well into the future. But I decided to stop here: I mean, there's really no use in continuing at that point. By then the Robotrons will have begun their elimination of the human race!