The Bathroom Troll

The dog-and-pony show that I call work continues to stupefy me and take life into new realms of weirdness. You all know that I ride my bike to work at least 3 times a week. When I do, naturally I stuff my backpack with my work clothes since, well, I don’t think they’d appreciate me … Continue reading The Bathroom Troll

Six

I was moved to Desk #6 today, which is actually the table I was sitting at prior to this. Not much to say other than this. Have a good weekend, all!

Hurricane Dave

I normally give follow-up posts the title of "[Original Blog Title], Part Deux" but today I'm breaking tradition because, quite simply, this one needs it. And once again, I would like to warn those of you with virgin eyes and ears that this one will be laden with profanity. Ahem. So let's get to it. … Continue reading Hurricane Dave

Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Smokers?!

(Note: It should be stated loud and clear that my bike does not have a name. But in order to personify it in this post, I will refer to it as Bikey.) As some of you may know, my new job now affords me the privilege of riding my bike to work. And as you … Continue reading Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Smokers?!

Greatly Exaggerated

To quote Mark Twain, the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I decided that after the dreadful week we had, I needed some time away from the blog to unwind and prepare myself for my new job which, at least after the first 5 days, isn't too bad. That should explain my lack … Continue reading Greatly Exaggerated