I Got God Cred

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I’m officially an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.

Which means I can now say this and have it carry more weight than ever:

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are idiots. They do not speak for me nor do they reflect my beliefs in any way, shape or form.

Trust me. I’m a reverend.

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Published by Dave

Married with one son. Likes donuts and long walks on the beach. Got tired of being fat and lost 100 pounds. Prone to using '80s vernacular. Works as a proofreader. Was an extra in a few TV shows. Tries to be funny.

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