Month: May 2007

It’s A Phallicy

There was a link on Fark months ago that linked to what was described as a Dora the Explorer, um...well, you decide for yourself. Now c'mon, people. There isn't an angel among us that hasn't had a twisted thought like that. This is especially true if you're a Farker. In fact, being one probably exponentially … Continue reading It’s A Phallicy →

Another Hurricane Arliss Victim

Firstly, tonight I'm blogging from the comfort of the backyard: It's a cool southern California evening, the Dodgers just won again (WOO HOO!) and quite frankly, there's not a thing on TV. So while Ann tole-paints to her heart's content, I type away on the laptop with wireless FiOS connection. The subject of this post … Continue reading Another Hurricane Arliss Victim →

Hi, Fatty!

There’s a lot to be said about a lifestyle change. I know I’ve used the word “diet” many times over since deciding to cut back on not-so-healthy foods. It is, in fact, more of a lifestyle change rather than a diet. This takes perseverance, patience, and a lot of maintenance. In short, diets are more … Continue reading Hi, Fatty! →

Out of My Head(er)

I've been trying to come up with a nifty new header but just can't seem to find the right inspiration. Although I still dig my homage to Pup 'n' Taco header, I'm in desperate need of a change. I've resorted to this header for the time being. And with that, I'm off to bed. Very … Continue reading Out of My Head(er) →

Stink. Stank. Stunk.

There are times when I board the Metro and think to myself “Man, this thing smells like watermelon Jolly Ranchers and cocoa butter.” I tolerate it since, well, such is the joy of public transportation. And for the most part, it’s not all that bad. Then there are days when you sit next to the … Continue reading Stink. Stank. Stunk. →