Category: Work

I’d Love to Turn You On…

...to some new music, that is. This eventually happens to the most dedicated of iPodders: you finally hit rock-bottom and realize that, even though your beloved music gadget holds your entire freaking music collection, it's still not enough. In short, you're tired of it all. It happened to me and in an attempt to combat … Continue reading I’d Love to Turn You On… →

Real Quick-Like

Here's an open letter to the guys that work in the suite next to ours. Well, it's more of a simple two-word advice column. 1. Flush 2. Wash Seriously, man. It's disgusting if you don't.

Not Again…

Back in 1997 I was working for a bulk photo processing plant. I had been there almost a year when rumor had it that they were about to begin laying off people. Once it was confirmed that our largest account had not renewed their contract and chose another processor, I was one of the victims … Continue reading Not Again… →

On My Way Home…

I sat behind a TSA agent. I couldn't help but take this picture with my trusty Phone-Cam: I'm off to bed--after a munchie.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I’m still somewhat bitter about the workplace’s replacement of the conventional toaster with a toaster oven. To justify my argument, a few pages from the instruction manual were posted on the wall behind the toaster oven. Seems I'm not alone in my disgust. For some proof on how idiotic it is to make toast now, … Continue reading Whiskey Tango Foxtrot →