Rapture Review

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The Mayor of Hell

You know folks, this was bound to happen and as Bart Simpson once said, “Oh, don’t look so shocked.” I am, in some capacity but not necessarily officially, the Mayor of Hell. Well, at least according to foursquare I am: So later today, I expect all of you heathens to have plenty of hot dogs … Continue reading The Mayor of Hell

Forget 2012–You Have 73 Days

Well, I guess I should have seen this coming. After all, I did warn you with my first post of the year. But even before any of that happened, I had a clue as to what lie in store for all of us and if you’re thinking about the catastrophic events that await us in … Continue reading Forget 2012–You Have 73 Days

PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!

Wow, I really don’t mean to alarm anybody on this, first day of 2011, but I think we all need to step back and prepare ourselves for Judgment Day. Sign your crosses, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Because it’s officially time to repent. Sweet merciful crap, people. I just saw Jesus. It was … Continue reading PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!