Wow, I really don’t mean to alarm anybody on this, first day of 2011, but I think we all need to step back and prepare ourselves for Judgment Day.
Sign your crosses, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Because it’s officially time to repent.
Sweet merciful crap, people. I just saw Jesus. It was awesome, and I have photographic evidence.
And here it is.
Here’s another shot:
He was riding a Rose Parade float. The flowing robe, the grace…striking. Somebody better call the Pope.
And just how do you go about booking Jesus for such an event, anyway? My birthday’s coming up in a few months and it might be a hoot to invite Him.