Category: Commentary/Opinion

You’re Adds Suck

As many of you may or may not know (or know but simply don't care), I work for a company that creates ads for phone books all across the country. All of the ad sheets come to us in California, trained helper monkeys like me sort them out and from here they get distributed to … Continue reading You’re Adds Suck →

Adult Contemporary

Like many businesses, my office has music being piped throughout the entire building. It wouldn't be so bad but their choice of station leaves a lot to be desired. It's KOST 103.5, Southern California's Soft Rock with Less Talk, and it's the reason I wear my iPod pretty much all the time while at work. … Continue reading Adult Contemporary →

Six

I was moved to Desk #6 today, which is actually the table I was sitting at prior to this. Not much to say other than this. Have a good weekend, all!

Relish in a Bottle

This post is meant to be read in the style of Budweiser's "Real Men of Genuis" radio commercials. I would even do the voice of the narrator but I can't find the music bed heard on those spots, so just use your imagination. (Music starts) Narrator: Holographic Meatloaf presents: Real Freaking Idiots. Singer: Real Freaking … Continue reading Relish in a Bottle →

Hurricane Dave

I normally give follow-up posts the title of "[Original Blog Title], Part Deux" but today I'm breaking tradition because, quite simply, this one needs it. And once again, I would like to warn those of you with virgin eyes and ears that this one will be laden with profanity. Ahem. So let's get to it. … Continue reading Hurricane Dave →