(Note: It should be stated loud and clear that my bike does not have a name. But in order to personify it in this post, I will refer to it as Bikey.) As some of you may know, my new job now affords me the privilege of riding my bike to work. And as you … Continue reading Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Smokers?!
Category: Commentary/Opinion
Big City Slider Station, Part Trois
In Episode One, I praised the Big City Slider Station for doing everything it promised, a rarity when it comes to merchandise seen on infomercials. In Episode Two, I lambasted the very same item for its performance, aka leaving what appeared to be silver spray paint on the burgerlets. In this, the third and final … Continue reading Big City Slider Station, Part Trois
How to Piss People Off
If there's anything I've learned in my 4+ years of blogging, it's that you won't always make everybody happy. To add to that, there are a few topics in which people lose their effing minds over. The first subject is Steve Perry. Apparently some people are so obsessed with all things Steve Perry that just … Continue reading How to Piss People Off
Don’t Ask
I was going through my old e-mails today looking for one message in particular: the one announcing that Ann and I would be proud parents in 7 months. Unfortunately, I was unable to find it. But I bring this up for a reason. When we found out we were excited, scared, dumbfounded, anxious. You see, … Continue reading Don’t Ask
Big City Slider Station, Part Deux
Earlier this month, I mentioned that Ann picked up one of those Big City Slider Stations and other than wanting to repeatedly kick Billy Mays in the electrons because of his loud mouth, we've been pleased with it. Then this happened the other day: While cooking some slabs of ground beef, Ann noticed that after … Continue reading Big City Slider Station, Part Deux
Holographic Meatloaf: The Official Blog of Some Guy Named Dave 