Category: Humor

Wordless Wednesday: Dodge and Burn

Darkroom days were fun. (Okay, so this isn't exactly wordless. Sue me.)

Happy Hour

It’s 9 am on a Sunday morning. Ann and I are in the backyard watering the vegetable garden. The neighbors behind us, known partiers, are singing along loudly and belligerently to their music. Ann: Wow, they’re loud. Is it too early to be drunk? Me: When you’re a drunk, it’s never too early to be … Continue reading Happy Hour →

Tae Kwon Don’t Pinch Me

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, lushes and boozehounds alike! Since it is, I’m sure I will be (over)hearing stories from most of the office ladies about where they will be going tonight for Happy Hour to drink their froofy green beers and even froofier apple martinis. No wonder most of them look like beef jerky. And … Continue reading Tae Kwon Don’t Pinch Me →

Part-Time Job

Here’s a conversation that Ann and I had not too long ago when I told her I wanted to get a part-time job. Ann: Maybe you should get a job at Lowe’s. You could ride your bike there and I’m pretty sure they don’t work that hard. Me: Lowe’s? Really? I don’t know shit about … Continue reading Part-Time Job →

Forget 2012–You Have 73 Days

Well, I guess I should have seen this coming. After all, I did warn you with my first post of the year. But even before any of that happened, I had a clue as to what lie in store for all of us and if you’re thinking about the catastrophic events that await us in … Continue reading Forget 2012–You Have 73 Days →