Part-Time Job


Here’s a conversation that Ann and I had not too long ago when I told her I wanted to get a part-time job.

Ann: Maybe you should get a job at Lowe’s. You could ride your bike there and I’m pretty sure they don’t work that hard.

Me: Lowe’s? Really? I don’t know shit about home improvement products.

Ann: Neither do they.

Me: (thinks) Touché