Category: Humor

Caption This

The folks on the Olympus Facebook page wanted their followers to caption this photo: This was the first thing that came to mind:

Neon Diarrhea

I have this Twitter account which I use to tweet out fictional band names as they pop into my head. Today’s inspiration was provided by Anthony based on this LEGO creation: According to him, the trash cans on the right are sinks and the guy sitting is on the (neon) toilet of a Mexican restaurant … Continue reading Neon Diarrhea →

Stupid Autocorrect

As seen on a post from the Los Angeles Dodgers Facebook page: Now I don’t know about you but I usually have some urine to spare. And if it helps the Dodgers get back on a winning streak then I’m willing to pee my brains out for that W. But what I don’t get is … Continue reading Stupid Autocorrect →

This. Is. Not. Funny.

I often wonder why some stories make the news or some stuff goes viral. And I guess I’m not helping by publicizing it here but anyway… Take the story of these girls who, according to everyone on the Internet (or at least Yahoo!), pulled the “best yearbook prank ever.” In case you missed it, here … Continue reading This. Is. Not. Funny. →

Jordan Knight’s Birthday

First of all, this post is the first to fall under the new “Life with Dave” category, formerly "Dialogue." It will cover conversations between myself and the family. It gives you an idea of what it’s like to live with me – and what Ann has dealt with for 19 years. I will go back … Continue reading Jordan Knight’s Birthday →