Category: What’s Up Wit’ Dat?

I Got Your Back

I’ve been doing some thinking lately and yes, you all should really be afraid. See, I’m a fan of COPS which I consider the only real reality show since it’s, well, real. And as such, I’ve become accustomed to seeing amazingly stupid people do amazingly stupid things like: Always claim the stolen car they are … Continue reading I Got Your Back →

I Gotta Headache

Much in the way that there are distinct differences in the terms everyday and every day, there also seems to be a difference between gotta and got a. Look, I understand that gotta is a bastardization and not in the dictionary but it seems to be an acceptable term--at least when used correctly. Whereas gotta … Continue reading I Gotta Headache →

P90X Photoshop Fail

First, if you happened to find this post after searching for anything related to P90X, know that this is a personal blog and not one of those awful sites made to look like an honest review of the product that was actually made by someone pushing the product they are criticizing. That said, I’m free to … Continue reading P90X Photoshop Fail →

The Door-Dinging Dick

My daily commute from Long Beach to Irvine rather sucks most of the time which is why I leave at least an hour before my scheduled start time of 8 am. For the most part, I get there just in time to park the car, gather my things and prepare myself for another 8 hours … Continue reading The Door-Dinging Dick →

The Bathroom Troll

The dog-and-pony show that I call work continues to stupefy me and take life into new realms of weirdness. You all know that I ride my bike to work at least 3 times a week. When I do, naturally I stuff my backpack with my work clothes since, well, I don’t think they’d appreciate me … Continue reading The Bathroom Troll →