Tag: Humor

The Mayor of Hell

You know folks, this was bound to happen and as Bart Simpson once said, “Oh, don’t look so shocked.” I am, in some capacity but not necessarily officially, the Mayor of Hell. Well, at least according to foursquare I am: So later today, I expect all of you heathens to have plenty of hot dogs … Continue reading The Mayor of Hell →

Andre Ethier Dodgers Foam Finger

Voice of Vin Scully: “Friends, we have a very special souvenir offer for you today, and what a treat it is. In recognition of Andre Ethier’s on-field pre-game antics a few nights ago, Danny Goodman is proud to offer this oversized Dodgers novelty foam finger. Now you can salute the Dodgers’ performance as of late, tell … Continue reading Andre Ethier Dodgers Foam Finger →

ADHD

(Reads email above) Well, kind of. Well...I kind of do sometimes, but I... OH MY GOD! I HAVE ADHD! I think. Maybe. I don't know anymore. I'm so confused...

Wordless Wednesday: Dodge and Burn

Darkroom days were fun. (Okay, so this isn't exactly wordless. Sue me.)

The Root of the Matter

Being that today was such a fantastic day, we spent a good portion of it outside in the backyard attempting to make it a bit more appealing. The place looked so damn good the first time we gutted everything and planted new stuff but since Hurricane Arliss came to town, the place went to Hell. … Continue reading The Root of the Matter →