I would declare myself fallible, and my first act of fallibility would be purchasing this album: Speaking of music, I would demand that this song be my theme song whether I was exiting a plane or going for a ride in the Popemobile. Oh, and the Popemobile? Replaced by a Kia Ray EV. Out: funny … Continue reading Blogging 365, Day 57: If I Were Pope…
I want to start off this post with a quick story. Back when I was in Catholic school, it seemed I was the only male who wasn’t an altar boy. When it came time for all of the altar boys to attend their annual beach field trip, I would be left behind and I didn’t … Continue reading Blogging 365, Day 22: Roger Mahony is Pure Evil
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Well, I guess I should have seen this coming. After all, I did warn you with my first post of the year. But even before any of that happened, I had a clue as to what lie in store for all of us and if you’re thinking about the catastrophic events that await us in … Continue reading Forget 2012–You Have 73 Days
Wow, I really don’t mean to alarm anybody on this, first day of 2011, but I think we all need to step back and prepare ourselves for Judgment Day. Sign your crosses, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Because it’s officially time to repent. Sweet merciful crap, people. I just saw Jesus. It was … Continue reading PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!