Hey, old man! Yeah, you over there with the onion on your belt and die-cut squaredancers sticker on the back window of your Chrysler New Yorker. What the fuck gives you the right to go spouting off at my wife after you poorly negotiated the right-of-way at a three-way stop in the Tall Mouse parking … Continue reading Open Letter to an Angry Old Man
Month: September 2008
$8
This weekend I was starting to get calls regarding the delinquency--the lofty amount of $8 USD--of my XM Radio account. Apparently Ann had forgotten to send the full amount or something. At any rate, it pissed me off. I'd been a loyal customer for years and now they want to start pegging me for a … Continue reading $8
Holographic Meatloaf: The Official Blog of Some Guy Named Dave 