Just to show you how full of garbage today’s news media can really be, our local news was showing a segment on the Internet phenomenon known as planking. Naturally, Anthony questioned it.

Anthony: Daddy, what are those people doing?

Me: Oh, some stupid crap that makes them look like a bunch of jackasses.

Anthony (thinks): Well…they sure do.

And there you have it, folks. If a 7-year-old kid can look at a picture and make an assessment that you look stupid by doing nothing but lying face down on the ground, for the sake of humanity you should probably consider doing something a little more constructive with your time.

Like, you know, blogging or something… 🙂