Author: Dave

Married with one son. Likes donuts and long walks on the beach. Got tired of being fat and lost 100 pounds. Prone to using '80s vernacular. Works as a proofreader. Was an extra in a few TV shows. Tries to be funny.

Why You Should Hire Me

Want to know what my inbox has been like lately? Here are some excerpts of what I've seen. From a local grocery chain regarding the position of Team Leader, August 3, 2010: We have considered your application carefully and unfortunately at this time we will not be progressing it any further. We will keep your … Continue reading Why You Should Hire Me →

My Fellow Parents

Perhaps you're feeling the same way. Summer is almost over and our son is driving us nuts. Seriously crazy. Practically insane. To top it off, it's been a rather cool summer up to this point when the temperatures finally began to reach the 90s. Combine that heat with being home with him all day with … Continue reading My Fellow Parents →

Opening Old Wounds

I was a bit shaken when I woke up this morning. As I lay there startled for no reason in particular, I began to think of the reasons why I would be feeling this way. That's when the old wounds started to open up again. There's a part of my life that I haven't really … Continue reading Opening Old Wounds →

CSI’m Done!

My two glorious days and 24+ hours of wandering the New York streets of Paramount Studios to add a little Puerto Rican atmosphere to CSI: New York are done. They were a bit exhausting but as usual, a lot of fun. This was originally a one-day shoot for most of us but a few, including … Continue reading CSI’m Done! →

All I Can Say Is…

Olde British "600" in a 25.4 oz. can WTF! On the set of CSI: NY, I was asked to carry this can around during some of the scenes and yes, it was a real beer can that still stank. The printing was a label that went over the can. Got a callback for tomorrow. Another … Continue reading All I Can Say Is… →