Category: Humor

Yo, Adrian!

I had done my 100 sit-ups and headed into the garage to lift some weights and punch the heavy bag. As always, I brought my iPod with me so that I can listen to some music while I work out. This time, I had it tuned to the ‘80s station on Pandora. After tuning in, … Continue reading Yo, Adrian! →

PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!

Wow, I really don’t mean to alarm anybody on this, first day of 2011, but I think we all need to step back and prepare ourselves for Judgment Day. Sign your crosses, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Because it’s officially time to repent. Sweet merciful crap, people. I just saw Jesus. It was … Continue reading PREPARE FOR RAPTURE! →

EXCLUSIVE: UFO Seen Over Southern California?

LOS ANGELES, CA – After six straight days of precipitation that ranged from a light drizzle to a torrential downpour, southern California residents were left with one more thing to worry about besides flooded streets and potential mudslides: a possible UFO. A bright, orb-shaped object appeared between a break in the thick, dark clouds on … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: UFO Seen Over Southern California? →

Poopy McPoopShoes

Unlike many southern California residents, I actually enjoy it when we get some rain around here. In fact, I’d like to vacation in Seattle sometime and just sit around, relax, and take in day after day of torrential storms. Of course, I say that now. Anyway, today we had a little bit of rain which … Continue reading Poopy McPoopShoes →

Happy Caturday!

Since it's Caturday, I thought I'd upload this video of Ozzie taking a power nap on my shoulder. He's gotten into the habit of sleeping behind me on the back of the computer chair and sometimes slinks down on my lap for a quick nap. But yesterday, he just couldn't make it there and...well, here's … Continue reading Happy Caturday! →