Category: Humor

Mmm…Bacon…

A few minutes in Photoshop and...there you go. --- Share this post: : : : : : : : : : :

I Got A Million Of ‘Em

I'm posting this from my iPod Touch because I'm a bit lazy tonight. That said, text spacing and word count appear to be much different and significantly more than on a browser so if ya don't like it, sue me--you won't get much anyhow. While out for a family bike ride the other evening, I … Continue reading I Got A Million Of ‘Em →

You’re Adds Suck

As many of you may or may not know (or know but simply don't care), I work for a company that creates ads for phone books all across the country. All of the ad sheets come to us in California, trained helper monkeys like me sort them out and from here they get distributed to … Continue reading You’re Adds Suck →

Six

I was moved to Desk #6 today, which is actually the table I was sitting at prior to this. Not much to say other than this. Have a good weekend, all!

Relish in a Bottle

This post is meant to be read in the style of Budweiser's "Real Men of Genuis" radio commercials. I would even do the voice of the narrator but I can't find the music bed heard on those spots, so just use your imagination. (Music starts) Narrator: Holographic Meatloaf presents: Real Freaking Idiots. Singer: Real Freaking … Continue reading Relish in a Bottle →