Thinning the Herd

If you guys hear of an explosion outside a Walgreens in Lakewood, CA, it's probably going to be because of this genius who obviously likes to live life on the edge. As you can see he's got a cigarette in his mouth. What isn't so obvious is what's behind him in that cage. Those are … Continue reading Thinning the Herd

PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!

Wow, I really don’t mean to alarm anybody on this, first day of 2011, but I think we all need to step back and prepare ourselves for Judgment Day. Sign your crosses, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Because it’s officially time to repent. Sweet merciful crap, people. I just saw Jesus. It was … Continue reading PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!

Is It Me, Or…

Nah, I didn’t think so. I’m packing for the weekend trip to LEGOLAND so I’ll see you all on Monday evening. I’m bringing the laptop with me so I can transfer pictures but I’m not sure if the hotel will have Wi-Fi or whatever, so I might be free of Internet shackles the whole weekend. … Continue reading Is It Me, Or…

Is it Black Friday Yet?

Outside Best Buy today, Tuesday, November 24. Seriously, people...

Sweet Jesus!

@ Dollar Tree. Posts like this are what stop me from using my blog as a showcase for my writing samples. --- Share this post: : : : : : : : : : : :