Even the Odd

Before I get to the root of this post, I’d just like to say that I’ve been dealing with some personal matters in my life which have inhibited my blogging time. Nothing too major or anything; just some family issues that have yet to be resolved and, hopefully, will be in the near future. So … Continue reading Even the Odd →

Rick Warren and His Amazingly Big Balls

If I resolved to make 2010 "The Year in Which I Find Religion" then man, I have failed miserably only two days into the New Year. Here's what happened. A few days ago, local church windbag Rick Warren--the same Rick Warren who (edited) is against supports the hate-filled, discriminatory Proposition 8 and performed Barack Obama's invocation--reached … Continue reading Rick Warren and His Amazingly Big Balls →

I, For One, Welcome 2010

I have never been more happy to see a year come to an end. 2009, you were a cruel bitch goddess that did nothing but bring pain and misery to my life. F.U., chinga tu madre, and bring on 2010 already. Happy New Year everybody, and be safe tonight while whooping it up. Thanks for … Continue reading I, For One, Welcome 2010 →

The Flirt

Look people, even though I’ve lost a tremendous amount of weight over the last few years, I still don’t consider myself the most attractive dude on the planet. I’m just not, but I don’t think I’m exactly Brian Peppers, either. In other words, honestly I believe that my physical appearance has improved tremendously now that … Continue reading The Flirt →

Merry Christmas, Jerk!

The holiday season is in full swing and it’s time to look back on the things we’re thankful for. Here’s my list—and it’s pretty short. I’m thankful to be alive and enjoy my family and friends, whom I’m also thankful for. The rest is just details. That pretty much sums it up. As for the … Continue reading Merry Christmas, Jerk! →