(puts on slippers, adjusts onion on belt)
I’m so far out of—and I use that term very loosely—the “entertainment” loop that I clicked a link to the MTV Movie Awards just to see what’s passing for…entertainment these days.
And that’s when I saw these dickbags staring back at me. These fellows, who look like metrosexual rejects from Making the Band, are apparently in yet another one of those ever-so-popular “reality shows” called Jersey Shore. So essentially, they’re famous for nothing other than looking and acting like douchebags.
I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so judgmental and base those statements just on their personal appearance which, as is obvious in the photo above, they have fucking perfected.
Ah, but I digress—I’m sure that they are perfect gentlemen and will gladly hold doors open for women and treat them with the utmost respect.
I did some Googling and while I didn’t want to watch any of the clips because, in the unlikely event of me having a heart-attack at the time, I wouldn’t want to have these twatwaffles on my monitor when the coroner arrived. Kind of like tentacle porn which I know nothing about, but “thank” Fark users for piquing my curiosity and…Googling…
Wow, I’m all over the place, aren’t I? So what’s the point of this post? I dunno. Maybe I just wanted to call these guys a bunch of douchebags.