PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!

Wow, I really don’t mean to alarm anybody on this, first day of 2011, but I think we all need to step back and prepare ourselves for Judgment Day. Sign your crosses, drink the wine and chew the wafer. Because it’s officially time to repent. Sweet merciful crap, people. I just saw Jesus. It was … Continue reading PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!

Happy New Year!

Look! It’s a post from the future! And my first post of 2011! Actually, it’s a post from the past so I’m sorry to ruin your fun. I’m writing this post on the heels of the December 30th post since Ann and I will be entertaining tomorrow and plan to ring in the new year … Continue reading Happy New Year!