Happy Hour

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It’s 9 am on a Sunday morning. Ann and I are in the backyard watering the vegetable garden. The neighbors behind us, known partiers, are singing along loudly and belligerently to their music.

Ann: Wow, they’re loud. Is it too early to be drunk?

Me: When you’re a drunk, it’s never too early to be drunk.

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Married with one son. Likes donuts and long walks on the beach. Got tired of being fat and lost 100 pounds. Prone to using '80s vernacular. Works as a proofreader. Was an extra in a few TV shows. Tries to be funny.

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