30 Day Song Challenge, Day 12: A Song from a Band You Hate

Does an individual count as a band? Well, this guy does have his Coral Reefers of whatever they’re called so yes, I guess it does count.

I hate Jimmy Buffett. I will leave the room when one of his songs is played. If Jimmy Buffett was abducted by aliens and I was the only witness, I wouldn’t report it.

I despise Jimmy Buffett greater than the fury of a thousand asteroids hurtling relentlessly towards planet Earth. And while I’ll stop short of calling him an asshole, I think his music – and this may sound physically impossible – both sucks and blows.

That said, I’ll see you tomorrow.